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It was the sort of occasion when Rocky picked up all the rugs, put on his dancing shoes, and invited the whole neighborhood.

It was the sort of occasion you have to pre-lubricate for. Nobody should have to face that bunch of dipthong-challenged snots without a few bangs under the belt, if you know what I mean.

It was the sort of occasion to act really solemn, but inside judge everyone's shoes, and admonish the bereaved.

Stanley Tuttle drove off to work today with a bean bag chair on top of his Chevy Cavalier. One bungee cord and a whole lot of twine held it on the roof. He had panicked, of course, and this was the result.

Stanley Tuttle drove off to work today with a bean bag chair on top of his Chevy Cavalier. He just could not, under any circumstances, endure another shift in that "ergonomic nightmare" his boss thought gave an "impression of professionality."

Stanley Tuttle drove off to work today with a bean bag chair on top of his Chevy Cavalier because, try as he might, he couldn't convince Gerald to take it to the dump.

Honestly, Bunny, if you put the dahlias in with the clematis you're just going to skew the whole color story toward a "prom night boutinniere meets centerpiece at the Eagles Club meets Aunt Gladys' funeral" mish-mash over the entire night!

Honestly, Bunny, if you put the dahlias in with the clematis, I'll have a vapor and you won't get any sex for a month. Is that what you really want?

Honestly, Bunny, if you put the dahlias in with the clematis then really you're just getting totally lost in the forest. And this is the time to be found, Bunny. To be found.

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