if someone said make a wish ...

If someone said make a wish, she would wish for Marcia Klein to get a big ol' zit right in the middle of her nasty face. She pictured a giant pustulent blemish smack dab on the end of that bitch's nose.

If someone said make a wish, she would wish for there to not be any place on her body that itched. No allergic reactions to detergents, no scaly wrists or bumpy heels. No waking up in the morning with dried blood under her fingernails from scratching in the night.

If someone said make a wish, she would tell people world peace, but she really wished for lots of money.

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