Dunkin Donuts two a.m.

Him: Try putting in a quarter and a dime.
She doesn't answer but throws him a sideways glance.
Him: I remember when a phone call cost a dime and when you dialed zero a real woman answered.
She punches ineffectually at the key pad.
Him: Here--let me--
Her: NO! Stay right there and don't move--they'll see us.
Him: But it won't work unless you feed it some coins, girlie.
Her: That's what they want you to think, but if you know the right words that's a whole different scenario. Bingo!
Him: What's your name, sugar?
Her: I can't tell you that. They know it.
Him: Who's this you're talking about? Feeling a bit peculiar? Did you take something?
Her: I didn't take it. They gave it to me, slipped it in the Pepsi. Take a note: no soft drinks.

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